10 THINGS ABOUT BEING GAY:

1-You can call anyone "honey" including pets.
2-You really have "been there, done that.
3-You're the only type of male who gets to say "fabulous.
4-You've read the book, seen the movie, done the musical.
5-You know that being called a "cheap slut" isn't actually an insult.
6-You know how to make an entrance.
7-Unlike most straight women, you have no problem being treated solely as a sex object.
8-You've shaved something other than your face.
9-You know your enemies.
10-You know that "small talk" can be about spirituality or politics, and 'important issues" can be about hair.

ARE U GAY?